So you want to know about the guy behind the blog, huh?

• My name is Mike.
• I’m 28 years old.
• I live in St. Louis, MO with my wife, Julia.
• We got married in September 2010.
• I have short legs.
• I’m always hungry.
• It’s very easy to give me a hard time about pretty much anything.
• I’m a UNIX engineer for a major hosting and network provider.
• I hate cold weather.
• I have four younger brothers.  The two youngest are twins.
• I’m terrified of snakes.
• I’m really competitive, even though I’m not very good at much.
• My best friend, Jonny, is good at talking me into things.
• I drive a 2009 GMC Canyon.  I love it.
• I have a fourwheeler.  A 2007 Polaris Outlaw.  I don’t get to ride it much, though.
• I love to play paintball.
• Spelling and grammar errors are probably my biggest pet peeve.
• I drink a lot of water.
• I like alternative music.
• I would not poop in a public restroom unless I had no choice.  (And I have a lot of willpower!)
• I’m fond of Cool Ranch Doritos.
• My wifey has turned me into quite the Seinfeld fan.
• I also love Family Guy.
• I’m a Christian.
• I find politics unbearably annoying.
• I don’t like to fight, and try to avoid confrontation at all costs.
• I always wanted to be a writer, but blogging is as close as I ever got to doing so.

I think that about sums it up.  Something else you wanna know?  Ask me!